Fat Dog in a Litte Coat

my roommate is currently in indonesia for two weeks

on a business trip, expenses paid, in a five star hotel

must be rough 

so me and her fiance have been sharing the dog-sitting duties 

for this little furball 

hi! my name is indie

don't you wanna rub my belly??

and because we both have such random schedules

we made a checklist for feeding to make sure she didn't miss a meal

and we've been having too much fun with it 

apparently i don't know how to spell coat 

but i DO know how to draw (shoulda been an artist)

and i DO know how to quote awesome movies 

now i'm just counting down the hours til it's 4:30pm

because i'm off to lovely california 

to visit miss ashley (pool, st germain's, mexican food, #bdwong)

to have a joint birthday lunch with my momma (june babies! woot woot!) 

and to meet up with olivia, kristin and maybe even kelsey!! 

holy schnikes!! 

this weekend could not get any radder

what are your plans for this weekend??

Gchats with the sister...

So, um... THIS happened today... 


Scene: it's a Wednesday afternoon and I am gchatting with my sister while trying to wrap up stuff at work. Sister starts telling a story... 


(begin quotation)
My friend Chris just posted this on Facebook: I do believe today, and all of the BS that rode in on it, may go suck my dog's adorable fuzzy ball-less scrotum. 


My comment: wait, did I just read that right... you think your dogs scrotum is adorable?


Chris: It is without a doubt one of the things I adore about him, its so tiny, and fuzzy and you're just all like. "hey, you got no balls in there silly pants!" 
(end quotation)


I seriously LOL'd. Like a lot. Good thing I was the last one left in the office. 

Dino Monday :)

I will return with a "real post" soon. 

Til then, I hope my little friends make you smile :)

Dear Robin..

... i love you.

thank you for being my friend.

thank you for the past ten or so years.

thank you for introducing me to double dream hands

and happy cinco de drinko!

Friday Smiles

 

Update: Boyfriend just sent me this pic, which made me laugh as well 

I might have a thing for dinosaurs...

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

It might be time for bed...

 Robin 10:46 pm

    imposible
    (said in french)

 Ashley  10:47 pm  
    oooo i like that
    i said it in french
    but i made the italian hand gesture
    like mamma mia

 Robin  10:48 pm
    also, i think i meant spanish

 Ashley 10:48 pm
    thatsa spicy meataball

 Robin 10:48 pm
    but yes
    in some romantic language

 Ashley 10:48 pm
    bahahahaha
    that made me giggle

You know its getting close to bed time when you start saying things in interchangeable accents..... 

Good night all!!  <3

This mornings quote....

Ash: we gotta blog more about the stupid stuff we say

Ash: (but dont blog that..)

This morning's quote...

Ash: but i wonder how he got from point a to point b stoner?

Ro: we went from bars to midgets to football to teebow to christians to good people to tea

Quote of the night...

Robin L. 6:21 pm
im currently sitting in bed, watching sarah silverman, eating goldfish, planning on being 3rd wheel, and contemplating a shower
im a winner!

Grant  F. 6:21 pm
hahahahah
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Hmmm...

I didn't sleep A WINK last night, I'm up and ready for work before the sun, yet I actually am okay with this.  I am relieved I'm at an"adult" point in my life where waking up early ISN'T going to make me cranky or kill me like it once did.  Just as long as I get some breakfast in me.  No food WILL make me cranky.

cheers to leather coat guy!

I think you're pregnant...

oh yeah, and it's FRIDAY!!!!  woohoo :D

Zoolander

Because why NOT have at least one post dedicated to our favorite movie?

source

What is this? A center for ANTS?! It needs to be, at least 3x bigger than this...

How can we expect the children to learn how to read good, if they can't even fit inside the building?