dear robin...

Dear vodkaboobs, i mean, robin,


this is my face when you aren't on gchat because you're off oggling male strippers for 48 hours   doing wholesome, non-bachelorette, non-smuggling-in-alcohol things on a boring cruise ship without me...

but seriously, i hope you ladies have fun! 

and there aren't any strippers 

or penis shaped things.

because that's gross.

vodka boobs, however, vodka boobs are not gross.

(and now you have to blog about vodka boobs, or readers will be P-I-S-E-D!)

love,

ash